Finally a Company so
Ballsy it Takes the First Risk
If It’s A Fit, We Build Your Custom AI And Let You Test For 14 Days
It changes your world, we get paid. If not, you walk — no invoice, no bullshit, no drama. No, we haven’t lost our marbles. And yes, we put it in writing.
Seen in high-stakes services: missed calls cut, +15h/week reclaimed, ~30% lifts from no-show reduction. Results vary; see Trial Terms.
Your Business is a Non-Stop Shitstorm of
Missed Calls, Lost Leads, and Admin Drudgery
Let’s be blunt — you’re carrying the whole damn thing.
You’re the one who signs the cheques, answers the 3 a.m. “can you jump on a call?” text, and shoulders the fallout when leads vanish. Most days it’s a nonstop mess: phones ringing while you’re on-site or mid-appointment, messages piling up, hot leads ghosting to faster rivals, and staff stuck in low-value admin — chasing no-shows, rescheduling, copy-pasting into a CRM no one reads.
Weekends evaporate, family time gets nuked by “just one more call,” and burnout hits like a freight train.
The old way — manual everything, fragmented tools, endless back-and-forth — isn’t just inefficient; it’s a goddamn thief, bleeding your revenue dry and taxing your life.
Technology Just Hit Reliability
Brains the size of a football field — in your pocket.
AI isn’t flaky anymore. It learns, remembers, and executes 24/7 with precision no human can match: persistent memory (~100k chars per contact), instant replies, and orchestration across calls, SMS, DMs, and chat. The promise finally caught up with the tech; the only question is whether you use it before your competitors do.
So we Built what
wasn’t Possible Before
We engineered an AI team member that:
It owns the admin grind so you can own the market.
Agents
Books viewings from post-open floods, tags leads, sends tailored alerts.
Brokers
Qualifies income, deposit, timelines after hours, locks consults.
Trades
Captures details mid-job, quotes instantly, escalates emergencies.
Hospitality
Automate bookings and check-ins experiences through Data Analysis and Chatbots
What you
will Get
Old Way vs AI Employee - The
Owner’s Reality Check
Old Way
Miss calls at Dinner → Voicemail → Rival Wins
Nights lost to follow-ups; No-Shows waste tomorrow
Staff drown in low-value admin; revenue barely moves
Context dies across channels; Trust Erodes
Tools break; Leads Leak
AI Employee
Instant reply → qualified & booked while you keep living
Reminders & rebooks slash no-shows (~30% typical); days refill
Team does high-value work while the AI grinds 24/7
100k-char memory per contact; no repeats, faster trust & closes
Plug-and-play + daily checks; capture can double fast
We Don’t Sell. You Apply.
we Invest or we Walk.
You’re not buying software; you’re hiring an AI employee. We only invest where the upside roars.
Apply
Apply (or grab the demo pack) — volume, channels, calendars, bottlenecks
Vetting Call
If ROI screams, green-light
Our-Cost Build
Our-cost build (14 days) — numbers, flows, routing, scraping, reminders, QA — on us
Go Live
Go live with real inbound; we optimise daily
Decision
It delivers? we scale. It doesn’t? you walk — no invoice, no drama
Can You Actually Run
With An Ai Employee?
Here’s the deal — we say “yes” when you show:
Commitment
- Decision speed: approvals same day
- ROI mindset: if it pays, it stays
Operational Readiness
- Real lead flow (or you’ll switch it on)
- Daily use: real inbound routed (not a sandbox trickle)
- Outcome tracking: bookings, show-ups, deals visible
- Basic hygiene: calendars, hours, FAQs/listings; CRM connected (or ours)
How The 14-Day Trial Works
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Step 1
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Step 2
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Action
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Trial
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Decide
If it wins, we scale; if not, you walk
Trial Terms
We Commit to:
- Funding the engineering and infrastructure for a live 14-day run
- Running daily checks and mid-trial optimisations
You Commit to:
- Routing real inbound during the trial
- Allowing us to extend if volume’s too low to judge
Shared:
- No invoice if you’re not happy
- Data portability — you keep conversation logs and booked appointments (Outcomes vary by lead volume, offer, market, and operational readiness)
Proof & Trust — Why Owners Stay
Let’s talk results — this is why people don’t go back.
Agents cut missed viewings and
convert faster with instant replies
Brokers claw back 15+ hours/week and
lift closes with relentless follow-up
Tradies drive ~30%+ by killing no-
shows and booking in real time
Daily battle-tests keep routes, replies, and bookings ironclad. If the upside isn’t obvious, we won’t touch it. If it is, we take the first risk — we invest in you.